I must not hate those who drive
the living from their noon-day lives.

Nontheless, I am tempted to.

The ROSTER of the NOW FALLEN and UNTRANSFORMED:

1. Richard B. Cheney: A man whose heart could not contain the glee his wealth brought him...
2. Pope John Paul II: Whose fear of latex helped drive the world one step closer towards extinction...
3. Patrick J. Kennedy: A fool, a dunce, and a spoon-fed nightmare of nepotistic politics...
4. Dan Rather: Rumor has it he once reported. Seems as though those times are gone...
5. Willaim J. Clinton: His smile hid a thousand lies while his eyes bled the life out of all...
6. George W. Bush: Driving the Chariot of Destruction with an empty mind and hollow heart (though his purse be heavy and full).
7. Yasser Arafat & Ariel Sharon: Twin pillars of hate, vile remebrance and unconditional arrogance. How hoplessly they spiral downwards...
8. Thomas Brokaw: Mouthpiece and talking head (body recently added). Belive nothing he intones.
9. Jonathan F. Oster: A petty tyrant who hopes to raise the KINGS OF OLD from their graves and have them bow down before him. Such a sorry soul...
10. Lincoln Almond: Protein fills this massive man who provides no nourishment for his people. Fool! Sloth be too kind a name for this glutten.
11. Osama Bin Laden: Lost, wandering, full of hate and lust for a madness called purity. There be little hope for such as this, though many listen and are lost; so like those he would see destroyed...
12. Geraldo Rivera: A silly babe wandering the Woods in search of Light and Love, yet deserving of neither due to the greed that devours his heart.
13. Sam Walton: He who spawned a creature of unimaginable voraciousness, rapacity and horror, a son and a Sam.